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traveler星yu.
星の自制段子2⃣
Just for Fun
片段讲解秀
from:《未知》
这个花了我好久呜呜X﹏X
看看那满屏的胡桃。X﹏X
哦对了有背景音乐呦~
胡桃:
璃月三C之一
火神之眼
16岁
往生堂第七十七代堂主
在13岁那年爷爷去世胡桃成为堂主,第一件事就是为自己的爷爷举办丧事。
小巷派暗黑打油诗人。
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Hehe.Give you a ftight.哼哼吓到了吧
Honestly,who comes to WuWang Hill in the middle of the night?
真是的,大半夜的,来无妄坡干什么?
This place isn't as you'd believe.这里可没你想象的那么安全。
Come with me.跟我来吧。
I'm Hu Tao,Wangsheng Funeral parlor Director.Let me help you cross over.我是[往生堂]的堂主,胡桃。可以送你一程。
Aiya,help you cross over the hill,not cross into the afterlife.哎呀,是送你下山,不是送你往生的意思啦。
Huh?哈?
And why are the butterflies our guides.为什么[引路人]是蝴蝶?
Well…because they want to be seelies when they grow yp.Hehe.因为它们长大后想要成为仙灵。
Though that walking encyclopedia Zjongli.Would no doubt have a completely different explanation.虽然那位什么都知道的钟离先生。对这件事有一套完全不同的学术解释。
Ok.you should be safe from here.好啦,就快到安全的地方了。
Next time,don't go running around in ***erous places.Of course,if you really insist on adventuring,then be my guest.Adventurers are our VIP clients after all.下次可别在危险的地方乱跑了。当然,如果你特别喜欢冒险,那我也是很欢迎的。因为冒险家是[往生堂]的优质客户嘛。
We even have coupons for you.还有优惠券可以领呦。
Oh.Do you have a travel buddy?We're having a sale,second client half price!对了。你有旅伴吗?最近我们在做活动,第二位半价。
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再见啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~