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zephyr~ 极限语速 Major-General Song
Just for Fun
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from:《蒙娜丽莎的微笑》
心血来潮然后、、、、、、、、
突然想起来电脑里躺着 Major-General Song
极限语速,看着歌词都差点跟不上的神曲!就做出来虐虐大家的耳朵眼睛和嘴皮子吧(偷笑)
视频本身是没有字幕的,所以这是唯一一个有字幕的哈哈哈。歌词来自于维基百科。
原网址如下
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major-General's_Song
发现长版本无法开口,So 重新做了一个短版的 ,羊崽子们,快来虐虐!!!
下面的是长版本的 ~~~
在此附上音频和歌词,来测测你的眼睛是否能跟上哈哈哈Lyrics
Major-General's Song
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George Baker sings the Major-General's Song with the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company conducted by Malcolm Sargent (1929)
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable animal and mineral
I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical;a
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news (bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
1880 poster
I know our mythic history King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore (bothered for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:c
In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelind
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short when I've a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a rhyme)
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
For my military knowledge though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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